Pink Zune released on Friday the 13th

Zune-Online is reporting that the pink Zune is to be introduced to polite society tomorrow. That's Friday 13th.

Now then, this could mean three things: one, that Microsoft have a, like, hulaaaaarious sense of humour; two, it's utter bollocks and I should go back to my day job of sexing chickens; or three, that the rumours are true.

The rumours being that the pastel-colored machines are indeed made from the flesh of zombie nympho piglets. One way to check - scratch the screen and see if you draw blood or not. You may smell bacon as well. – Ad Dugdale

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